THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN
not even the first time I’ve got a message like this
the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it
religous beliefs: sloth in a onesie
political views: two sloths in a onesie
2014 Best Picture Nominees:
WINNER-> 12 Years a Slave <-
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
i miss when tumblr was about triangles and harry potter
Jennifer about the fans
#her bodyguard tho
"You all need jesus."
i do bad things because i listen to music with swears
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.
Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons (via world-realities)
BLESS FUCKING BLESS
ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because
i fucking hate this website
its 3am and there are tears streaming down my face because of this